Keep Your Tongue

 

I realize it's lame that I'm still telling this story after it happened six days ago, but I promised a friend I'd fill her in. Before we being though, I'd just like to clarify that this isn't me bragging. So before you all get ideas & the lesbian rate skyrockets, let me say "No homo." Now, let me get onto this dude's tongue.
Last Friday I'm sitting in a lecture hall, waiting on the clock to tell me I could head home. The professor gave us a break from another utterly enthralling lecture to give us some time to complete course evaluation forms. It wasn't exactly home-time, but I'll take any break I can get during class. So this one dude volunteers to journey around the lecture hall & hand out the bubble sheets. Now, I know nothing about this character other than the fact that his posture is on another level. I mean, have you ever seen someone who just walks TOO straight? It's like, "C'mon son, it's the last lecture of the week. Look a little less upbeat." Anyways, dude is walking around passing out the sheets & I think to myself "Let me meet this kid halfway so he doesn't have to venture all the way back here." I don't sit where the crew sat back in 1st year, but there's enough steps between dude & I to make me think getting up was a good idea. So I got up & walked over to dude to get my evaluation sheet. That, ladies & gentleman, is when it happened. I gave him a nod. Then he gave me a smile. Then he gave me my sheet. Then he stuck his tongue out me. Then he kept on going about his business.

At this point, I'm sure I was standing there with my "WTF" face on. Maybe not at full blast, but guarantee t'was suitable for the situation. Normally, I'd look to whoever I'm sitting with & make sure I wasn't having an odd hallucination. However, no one I know seems to takes that class (Again, thanks y'all). So because I'm still a wee bit confused about this, what was I supposed to do? Was this a "Thanks, bro" situation? What would you have done? Regardless, shout-outs to that dude & his obviously excellent taste in men. See ladies, he gets it. Why don't you? #LonelyTweet