Wha gwan, bredren? I trust you're well. I mean, how could you of all people not be?
Any guy with a wife who is constantly associated with three "ho's" can't be doing that bad. Anyways, I figured I'd throw my letter to you in the mail a little earlier than usual so you get a good chance to read it.
Not that the PS3 you got me last year wasn't cool & all, but I used only that once.