Every person you have ever slept with is invited
to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in
attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the
catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute
speech to the assembly. What do you talk about?
"Good evening, ladies. Before I begin, I'd like to ask the caterers a quick question. Um, I believe the menu said we'd be having chicken tonight. Oh, it did? Hmm... then why does this entire room stink of fish?" Ok forget the jokes. I'd have to bust out a speech about why my new (& hopefully final) girl is everything I need & how she truly makes me see the entire world differently. But since you & I both know that the room would be empty, on to the next one.